Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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road trip

DTM

(Drove To Merseyside)

to photograph photographer Melanie Smith

pictured here, photographing me

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thought it would be entertaining (somehow?) to stay in a holiday inn between merseyside and wales, where i'm shooting tomorrow

it is not entertaining

when the waiter came with my cheeseburger and chips dinner-for-one, in the holiday inn restaurant he said, 'enjoy' and i had to fight down replying 'UNLIKELY!'

he might not have heard me over the 'dirty dancing soundtrack': deliberately being played to make things worse: 'i'm having the time of my life'

sausage rolls were being carried to the function room where a newly married couple were celebrating their unholy union

and the swimming trunks i bought in the largest tesco extra ive ever seen, so i could swim here, are so big i could fit my co-joined twin in them too.

i wont be swimming here

in other exciting news, i've been invited to do a video for Keir: the awesome new artist i photographed recently

AND mine and paul's frantic assembly metamorphosis poster is OUT.

read about that adventure HERE

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: March 23, 2023