Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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z light test

had a little shoot a man called John (yes: he was wearing the pants i made good)

biked to London through heavy traffic because of a truck fire on the southbound A2

Lucy had to jump in the car and head to London too

so we could sign more forms with James

managed to embarrass myself at the bike shed

one has to drive through their full cafe of diners to reach their bike parking and garage

clipped the width restrictions on the way in (perou bike has wide handlebars)

managed to hit the starter button instead of the kill switch when parking

and leaving, stalled at the exit

to jeers and clapping from city boys who probably dont have motorbikes

back in heavier traffic with a problem in the Blackwall tunnel which i had to punch through and then wait for bike to cool down

m2 southbound was still closed so had to ride back through Shittingbourne and the potholes on the way home which i couldn't see because i was wearing a dark visor and full-face helmet

the only benefit of this helmet was being unrecognisable at the bike shed while i was humiliating myself

not sure i will return

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: August 09, 2023